And last night it was my friend Stephanie's birthday and I agreed to be the DD and we drove out to Spring to a bar that's almost exactly like Molly's (which is 7 minutes from my house instead of 25). It was me, Stephanie, Ivory, and Cesar. A full car. So we went to the bar and it was kind of fun. We met other people up there and then another friend, Megan, showed up. I drank coke all night. And I signed to Stephanie if she wanted a shot (One night when we went out, we made up our own sign language. It's AWESOME. Stephanie made most of it. Need is like you're kneading bread. Go is a face like you're constipated. So imaging people using this in a bar; it's pretty hilarious). She agreed and I was trying to ask her which one she wanted so I tried to sign "buttery nipple". Anyway, she's like, peanut butter? And we laugh and joke about a peanut butter shot and she tells me to order it with a straight face so when the waitress comes back I order 4 peanut butter jelly shots (not for me) and a coke. "Peanut butter and jelly?" the waitress asks, clearly confused. I nod as though everyone knows what a pb&j shot is. Okay, she agrees and leaves. We're all like, she agreed? WFT?
Suddenly everyone wonders what other weird shots their could be. "I'll take the mutton shot." "Could I have a shot of ham and cheese, please?"
So she comes back with 4 shots and a coke. Everyone sniffs the shots and wonders what the hell is in them. Apparently they taste like PB&J and sadly, the actually ARE a shot. We were going to ask for random, made-up shots for the rest of the night but Ivory and C told her our plan and how asking for something way out in left field actually turned out to be a shot. Frangelico (?) and raspberry, btw.
Anyway, it was hilarious. If you're out in a bar sometime, try it! Make up some name and ask for that shot. Stephanie asked for a suicide but by that time the waitress had caught on and wasn't amused. If I were a bartender, I'd throw random shit together and make my own shot. You want a suicide? I'd put crazy alcohol mixed together. Why not? You don't know what it is and if they do, they'll tell you it's wrong and what's actually in it, right? I think suicide is a good name for a shot.
"I'll take a taxi. On the rocks." "Could I get a stressed out college student and a coke?"